Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Its creation is completed. The greatest and most profound idea to ever cross my mind. Once every being has heard my idea textbooks, T.V. shows, and even teachers will preach the words of my creation.
Well, did you know we, yes us Americans, have an epidemic on our hands? A crisis so severe that if not taken care of it may spread. Spread to every household! It's an ominous, gruesome, virus that will latch itself upon us all if not stopped.
My solution? It's simple. Most brilliantly simple indeed. To start, we first begin increase. We need to escalate, inflate, and maximize agriculture to its fullest. Vegetables and fruits must be produced at a quickness not comprehensible to the common man. Abolish all and every other type of food: doughnuts, chocolates, ice cream, and candy.
Now the following step must derive itself from the Law. It will become law that all who violate it will be punished only by death. That all beings will follow the one cardinal rule: eat, but eat only that of vegetables and fruits. No exceptions. Absolutely none. Forever or ever.
Thus by imposing this greatest and most profound idea ever conceived by man, we may all dispose of an ominous epidemic. We will conclusively abolish obesity and have it cease to exist.
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